Pregnancy

Tummy Touchers.

This is a new thing for me to experience. It makes me feel mightily awkward, invaded and disgusted. WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP TOUCHING MY TUMMY?!

The only time this ever happened before was when I was below the age of 6 and I had a tummy ache. My mum would rub my stomach and I would miraculously feel better. But now, it’s just an invasion of my privacy.

The audacity of moving into my personal space and touching my body…WITHOUT MY PERMISSION! *deep breaths*

Has anyone else experienced this?

I’m always too polite to tell them to step away from my bump because my hormones will rage into something they’ve never seen before. So I usually just awkwardly smile, nervously laugh and step back (to limit the touching to a max of two seconds).

STOP TOUCHING MY STOMACH! YOU DIDN’T DO IT BEFORE I HAD A WOMB INVADER!

THIS WAS NOT IN THE BABY HANDBOOK!

*turns off caps lock and stops bashing keys on keyboard*

*hunts for chocolate*

mmmmmmmmmm

Love Aimee and Baby M.

 

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