Hello, I’m Aimee and I have a little baby girl, Baby M. She’s great. The greatest thing ever. I live in England, which is great if you’re like me and get sweaty running up and down the stairs. I also work, I am a teacher. I love my job. I HATE being away from my baby, my greatest creation, the best thing that ever happened to me.

I swear a bit.


Fuck it, people get offended so easily nowadays.

I have a husband, Matthew. He sticks around for the food. My mood swings aren’t an aphrodisiac, my humour might be though…I’m always afraid to ask.

If you’re not offended yet then you’ll probably like me. Woohoo!